Question for loot crate receivers

The “How To Survive A Sharknado” book that came in this month’s box,

would it be appropriate for kids? I don’t want to read the whole thing but I think the 4-5th graders I work with might really get a kick out of it. Just wanna make sure there aren’t any really bad words in it.

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seriously don’t procrastinate on your voting research because you wanna be thorough but like all that hopelessness about our nation’s future really wears you out and you’re gonna need a break or two between scouring candidate profiles

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

maybe nasa would actually get funding for that

(via nullbula)

this week on Shark Tank

shark: “i see your pitching a product that is a fancier/more interesting/more durable product than similar things already on the market. you can get something that sorta does the same thing and will break with a single use or is not interesting or attractive at walmart for a dollar so why bother putting anything else on the market and for that reason I’m out”

later in the episode

shark: “I see that you’re pitching a product as a cheaper alternative to something similar on the market. Why bother? Why not go for the trusted and wildly expensive option that’s already available? why bother making cheap option so its accessible for lower class customers when it’s gonna be lower quality. for that reason im out”